R I A

I have a new chat friend called Ria,

She is so far yet so nia.

She has already made it clia

That of her short temper i need have no fia.

She is frail and slim like a barbie doll,

For a teenager she is rather tall

and if you make advances to her at all,

You are banging your head into a wall.


She says she is weak in her studies,

Spends most ofher time with her buddies.

But come exams and she gets A grades

Shines in her class like a Queen of Spades.

She is pretty and gorgeous

But highly religious

Goes often into Retreat

And emerges calm and sweet.


But there is one fia that haunts Ria,

Her underweight problem is so sevia

That she may not into thin air disappia;

Her exercise regimen needs change of gia

She needs to put more calories in her dinna

To emerge as a clear winna.

Are you listening Ria

To this advice from a friend so dia ?