Girls Beware

I had a girlfriend called Ruth

And now I must tell you the truth;

She refused a ride on my bike,

Which I did not at all like,

I coaxed her and cajoled her,

Called her one in a million

and made her ride on the pillion;

Vroooom the bike sped,

Till on a speedbreaker it shed

Poor Ruth with a bruised head,

As I rode on Ruth-lessly.