Psycho

Sigmund Freud

was largely empleud

in drawing our attention

to things we dont mention.

For Your Eyes Only

A wonderful girl is Tina,
She's a cute Hyderabadi Hasina;
Writes beautiful blogs
As she slogs and slogs
In the Infotech corporate arena.

She is fond of good food,
So far so good,
But when she does really hog,
She sleeps like a log,

Wakes up to dance in her pyjamas
Whether at home or in the Bahamas.
Mindful of avoirdupois,
She tries to maintain her poise
By becoming leana and leana.

I was all agog
When I saw her first blog
I leapt like a frog
When her face I did behold,
Staring at me so bold.
Eyes like two arrows
OUt to kill the sparrows.
Face so intense
It knocked me out of my sense

She writes on everything under the sun
Bird flu, Gandhi or the Kerala nun;
Pammoo is her cute kid brother,
She dotes on him like a mother.

She has a sense of humour,
But i have heard a rumour
Well, I am not overstating,
That she can be devastating
Like Hurricane Katrina,

This girl called TINA!

Ignoramus

They called me a fool

At the Archery School,

When I asked "Who the hell

Was William Tell?"